ODE TO A SPATULA by Ruby the Dog

Ruby and pal

ODE TO A SPATULA by Ruby the Dog Oh, Spatula, how awesome you are The woman-human dropped you on the floor and Wow, you taste like hamburger… Damn, I love you. So I took you to my secret stash behind the couch And proceeded to gnaw you to bits But then, catastrophe! The woman-human took […]

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