A Classic Poem By ... Ruby The Dog

A Classic Poem By … Ruby The Dog

POSTED ON January 19, 2019 BY Christina Bauer IN Christina

Dear Readers,

It has come to my attention that many of you are unaware of the wide variety of literary works created by my semi-insane golden retriever, Ruby. This must end! In the spirit of sharing canine excellence, below please find the classic poem, Ode to a Spatula by Ruby the Dog.

Christina

ODE TO A SPATULA by Ruby the Dog

Oh, Spatula, how awesome you are
The woman-human dropped you on the floor and
Wow, you taste like hamburger…
Damn, I love you.
So I took you to my secret stash behind the couch
And proceeded to gnaw you to bits
But then, catastrophe!
The woman-human took you away, mumbling something about dogs and dropping crap on the floor.
Now I shall haunt her steps for at least twenty minutes
Looking sad in your honor
Oh my love, my own, my broken Spatula.

Written by Christina Bauer

Christina Bauer thinks that fantasy books are like bacon: they just make life better. All of which is why she writes romance novels that feature demons, witches, dragons, and other random stuff that she brainstorms while riding the Boston T. Christina lives in Newton, MA along with her husband, son, and semi-insane golden retriever, Ruby. Get a FREE copy of Christina's novella, BEVERLY HILLS VAMPIRE, when you sign up for her personal newsletter: https://tinyurl.com/bauersbooks ***Not available in stores***